Metrophobia

metrophobia: the fear or hatred of poetry.

This blog is to help overcome metrophobia. It is designed to take a real-life, actually said line/phrase of the day and create a poem or an idea of a poem out of it! Feel free to play along and send your real-life poetry.
Fri Feb 20

Fashionable

Been reading loads about fashion in research for my PhD (it’s a hard life, I know)…. so thought I’d post up this poem today for enjoyment :-)

Fitting into a Gucci Dress

 

Bulges sucked in silk squeezed from earthworms,

her legs trip, tip her skirt like a cow in the dark.

Night asphyxiates her tangled arms, scattering

each pearl like hailstones on pavement,

knocking over buckets full of water.

Butter from the fridge greases heads

stuck between stair railings and could

slip her into the diamante straps

that match the sandals scraping blisters

inside her toes.  Crimson nail varnish

highlights each aloe vera-ed fingertip;

they pull, but tugboats couldn’t come

in any more use than the sugar pulled

from birch sap; it trickles with the slippery

seduction of gravity and sticks to hips

and outer thighs plumping waistlines like

drenched towels.  Nail biting isn’t slimming.

Still, arteries clot under the pressure,

willing skin to melt, nerves like his

first fumble with bra hooks, unzipping

trousers with one hand, flattening the earth to how

it was, back before Columbus, before navigation,

back before panty-lines could ruin reputations.

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